Volume 1 Issue 2
Welcome to another aw inspiring issue of the Cade Chronicles.
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INTRODUCTION
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Welcome to the Cade Chronicles. Hopefully this will be a monthly or bimonthly email to keep everyone up to date on what's going on around here.
If the emails start getting too long I'll try to send them weekly. I've broken it down into sections that are easier to read for your benefit. If
you don't want to get it just send me an email and I won't send it anymore. Or if you know anyone that I haven't emailed it to send me their
address and I'll add them.
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Still State Side
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Well contrary to what I first though I'm still in the US. At first we thought that my boss could get me a third party visa for Saudi Arabia, but it
turns out that I have to get one here. That's not too bad except to get a visa for Saudi I have to have a letter of invite from the company there
and a letter of guarantee from a registered company in the US stating my business there, length of stay and guaranteeing financial responsibility
while there. It's even worse for business women; they have to have a letter of invite from the Saudi Arabian Ministry of Foreign Affairs. Ok let’s
get back to the financial responsibility part. What am I going to spend so much money on that my company has to guarantee my expenses, brothels,
liquor, or gambling? Oh wait they're a freaking Muslim country they don't have any of that. I guess it could be in case I steal something, but in
that case they would just chop off my hand and send me on my way (and from what I understand they still do that so be careful). Ok enough of that.
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Vaccinations
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So I decided not to get some kind of third world country disease and went to this place and got some vaccinations. Ok well actually I got four all
in one arm; let me tell you how fun that was. I got a shot for Polio, Hepatitis A, Meningitis, and Typhoid. I already had Hepatitis B from a few
years ago. I was also lucky enough to get bit by our stupid cat while moving a few years ago, couldn't bend my thumb, and got to get a
Tetnis/Dyphtiria in my arse, stupid cat. I decided to opt out of a flu shot, since it is flu season and the air on planes is recirculated, I'll
take my chances and I was starting to feel like a pin cushion. At least I didn't have to get an Anthrax vaccination like Cody for being in the Army.
But with all that's going on maybe I should have.
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New Years Eve
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I know it was a few weeks ago, but I thought maybe ya'll would like to hear what I did. Which was just about nothing. Cody, Jonathan, Jon, and
Megan Jon's girl and I went over to a friend of his apartment. Don't get me wrong I had a good time, just nothing spectacular happened. We hung
out and talked to the people there. I even got to laugh at sweater vest guy kick holes in an exterior wall because when he called his this girl he
was dating (and not spending New Years Eve with, BIG RED FLAG,) some dude answered her phone and hung up when he asked for her, HUGE RED FLAG.
Anyway I kept him from running off to kill the guy, especially since he didn't know who the guy was or even where they were. Only thing that sucked
was that I didn't get a New Years kiss for any of the girls there, stupid girls. But I didn't feel too bad cause neither did Cody or Jonathan,
stupid girls.
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Save Me
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So as fun as it sounds to sit around and do next to
